Friday, February 24, 2006
Damn..I hate people who block my way when im walking home via Sun Plaza.It jus irritates me man..And so..In true Eminem style, im gonna write a song for them..it shall be aptly named, "Cleaning the Road Of Road Blockers"..hey..to be sang to the tune of "Cleaning Out My Closet" by Eminem..haha~..
Intro:
Why're you in front of me?
Your blocking my way homie
Off you go..
Yeah
Yo yo
Verse #1
Have you ever been blocked by someone while you're walking home??
Well I have, I've been blocked many times I hope they fuck off.
Don't block my way you son of a bitch, look at the time
The time is seven pm and it time for ESPN
All this blocking and slowing down just drives me crazy its like
They delibrately walk so slowly I too walk slowly
Not caring bout my anxious feelings, don't care how i feel inside of me
Keep taking your own sweet time and walk lowly in the evening
Make me miss the first 10mins of ESPN I just freaked out
You can be like a snail, but don't block my fucking way out
You happy now?, I betcha floating just like the clouds
Ain't you asshole, I'ma make you look like a clown thats a cow
Chorus x2
I'm sorry brother
i never meant to cuss you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet
One More Time
I'm sorry brother
i never meant to cuss you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet
One More Time
Ha!
Verse #2
I got some things that I wanna spit out
And I dont know if no one knows it
So before my SportsCenter ends in a short time i don't want it
I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to six thirty three
Before I even board my train way back at Raffles Place
I was so tired all I asked for was a comfortable seat
Those working adults had their kiasuim up in air
They rushed in, I wonder if they gave way to others first
No I don't, They just rushed in and grab a seat thats their lair
I look at Granny, and I couldn't picture letting her stand
Even when I'm exhausted, I grit my teeth and I try to let her sit
For Granny at least shes seventy and the pregnant lady with baby
But I'm only human sometimes I just don't want to give up my seat
What I did was selfish no doubt it was fucked up
But the train journey's so long its like eternity never ending
Just wanna get home, just wanna see the sight of my building
It's my life, thats what happen on my lonely journey home
Chorus x2
Verse #3
Now why would I diss my neighbourhod just to get some attention
Take your time to listen to me if you thought thats my intention
Pleae put yourself in my position, and just try to vision
Witnesing a bunch of slow moving snails moving in my direction
Me cant stand them blocking my way and others might just think the ame
Ging thru Sun Plaza or any place else for that matter
The whole time I was made to believe I was a snail but I wasn't
But I found out, I just freaked out I jus wanna faster get the hell out
Why ae you people walking so slow in front of me huh?
so you could try to piss me off and get me mad bout you huh?
But guess what, its getting late now, and my favourite show's showing
But you never see it you don't have the cable TV~!!
You try da subscribe to it now but its too late Im sorry
And the reason u cant see is coz you used to block me *hahaha*
See now all I wanted from you was a fucking "Sorry"
Bitch sing a sing, sing to me a song from the Cranberries~
But its geting tired now, I'm gonna head for some sleep
You stupid shit, I hope you bleddy get hit
Remember you used to block me, I was in IPP
Well guess what, i recall you but you don't recall me~
Chorus x2
lol..nth better to do..zzz..
